Dear Timbaland,
"Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
(I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way I are?)"
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
Please report to my house in Chicago, Illinois, so that I may beat you senseless with a first grade grammar textbook.
Love,
Kymba
P.S. It sounds like you're saying "I'm are", which makes things worse.
P.P.S. Aside from grammar, I'm going to beat you for rhyming "are" with "are".
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