Letter Number One-Hundred Sixty-Five.

Dear Candy,

Blechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

See you next year.

Love,
Kymba

Letter Number One-Hundred Sixty-Four.

Dear Junior Mints,

I can't remember the last time I had a fresh one of you.

Love,
Kymba

Letter Number One-Hundred Sixty-Three.

Dear Ah Beard,

I don't care if it takes the rest of my menstrual life...when I hit menopause, I am sooooo growing you.

Love,
Kymba

Letter Number One-Hundred Sixty-Two.

Dear RC Color Bug,

W to the TF.

Love,
Kymba

P.S. http://www.rcarttoys.com/

Letter Number One-Hundred Sixty-One.

Dear Old People In Oldsmobiles,

I know it's a common stereotype that old people drive slow, but you honestly have no excuse. Your speed increases even after you take your foot off the accelerator in an Oldsmobile. I tip-toed the gas pedal and get pulled over for doing 61 in a 40.

Love,
Kymba

P.S. Though traffic school taught me the invaluable ability to make a right turn.

Letter Number One-Hundred Sixty.

Dear Spliffigami Inventors,

Maybe if you let me smoke one of your inventions, I'll understand what the hell it is.

Love,
Kymba

Letter Number One-Hundred Fifty-Nine.

Dear Omaha Safe-Haven System Abusers,

There's "missing the point"...and then there's you.

Love,
Kymba

Letter Number One-Hundred Fifty-Eight.

Dear Indeep,

Thanks for making me a copy of that recipe!

Era-Straddling 80s Disco/"Hip-Pop" Group

2 cups Hot Black Ladies in Funky-Fresh Dresses
1 cup Half-Catatonic Bearded White Guy

Makes about 1 catchy song

Yummy!

Love,
Kymba

Letter Number One-Hundred Fifty-Seven.

Dear Kashi Good Friends Cereal,

I have a good friend.

She is Mexican.

In conclusion, in keeping with your ideology of one-whitey/one-brownie per box, I believe my Mexican Good Friend and I would make an acceptable forced-multicultural addition to your cereal-box-melting-pot/cereal-bowl.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Love,
Kymba

Letter Number One-Hundred Fifty-Six.

Dear Today's Big Fail,

I have spent the majority of my life trying to be a compassionate human being by active listening, befriending some of the more lonely-looking people, and not laughing at other people's pain (going so far to call out those who do!)...but dammit if this hasn't completely obliterated the latter:

http://www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080704

Love,
Kymba

Letter Number One-Hundred Fifty-Five.

Dear Mrs. Grass' Noodle Soup,

Generic brand ain't got nothin' on ya "flavuh nugget".

Love,
Kymba