Letter Number One-Hundred Sixty-One.

Dear Old People In Oldsmobiles,

I know it's a common stereotype that old people drive slow, but you honestly have no excuse. Your speed increases even after you take your foot off the accelerator in an Oldsmobile. I tip-toed the gas pedal and get pulled over for doing 61 in a 40.

Love,
Kymba

P.S. Though traffic school taught me the invaluable ability to make a right turn.