Friday, April 4, 2008

Letter Number Seventy-Nine.

Dear West Virginia,

You have taught me many valuable lessons in life, like:

1. When it's very foggy, put on your hazard lights for increased visibility.
2. Gold-topped buildings are the way to go.
3. Coal is apparently not only clean, but carbon neutral.

Thank you for assuring that I do not lead a life of blissful ignorance or delusion.

Love,
Kymba

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