Monday, May 25, 2009

Letter Number Two-Hundred Nine.

Dear Hipsters Who Claim Not To Be Hipsters,

You're a hipster. How can you look, talk, walk, and act like a fucking hipster and have the gall to claim you're simply an artist, aspiring anarchist, or overzealous neckerchief aficionado? Congratulations on perfecting the "I don't give a shit about anything, not even my blatant poserness" facial expression, though.

Please let me choke you.

Love,
Kymba

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