Dear Teenagers,
Please remove yourself from the internet. You are only a nuisance.
Love,
Kymba
Dear Teenagers,
Yeah, what she said.
Love,
Kate
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Dear Future Girlfriends,
I will always love Kym most, I will not spend every waking moment with you, and no matter how much I like you, you will never get your own drawer. You might get a third of a shelf, but that's only because I have the extra space. Oh, and if I say I'm reading and not to fucking bother me, then I am reading and you best not fucking bother me. kthanksbye!
Love,
Kate
P.S. That doesn't mean I won't be really nice to you and cuddle and take walks and probably knit things for you, and I promise I'll treat you right and be hella cute....but I do have my limits.
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