Dear RuPaul,
What right do you have to be sexier than any woman ever???
Oh...right. You earned it by being fucking hot as shit.
Please teach me your secrets and then bone me lovingly. Thanks!
Love,
Kate
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Dear Harris Teeter,
Your commitment to providing me with delicious food for afforadble prices at all times pales in comparison to your commitment to offering me delicious cookies FOR FREE. And quarters for laundry. You keep me clean, and full of cookies.
Love,
Kate
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