Thursday, May 8, 2008

Letter Number Ninety-Seven.

Dear Bladder,

I am sorry for all those times I sacrificed your silent screams in order to:

a. get home faster during a long roadtrip
b. not leave the warm spot of my bed (thereby inducing dreams of running wildly around in search of a toilet)
c. avoid peeing while my friends are on the phone, even friends who do it to me
d. spend more time on the internets

I just get caught up sometimes. Please don't fail on me by forty.

Love,
Kymba

1 comment:

Stephanie said...

::laughs hysterically about c:: Some people just have really, really cool talents (like the ability to turn into a cardboard box,ya know?)