Dear Faux Pockets On Dress Pants and Jackets,
A seemly stitch would do fine, or some type of embellishment, however I simply do not see the merit of giving the illusion of functionality to a piece of clothing. You only serve to upset me when I buy a piece of clothing only to find that there isn't actually a place to store my Chapstick and hoards of prophylactics.
What? Girl gotta get laid.
Love,
Kymba
P.S. Extra kudos to the fools who put pockets in pants and then stitch them up, so they can't be used without being cut open.
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