Dear Couple Who Cropdusted Me At The Track Today,
There is PROTOCOL about this sort of situation which dictates:
Thou Shalt Not Fart Unless The Person Behind Thou On Thy Track Is Half A Lap Away Minimum.
Now, I was only about 30 feet behind you when you violated the sanctity of this holy exercising law, which was just enough time for the offending flatulence to reach its full stink potential. Adding insult to injury was the fact that the few laps before this attack I was doing my darndest to follow said rule for those close behind me.
SO, thanks for both stinking up my space and making it look like I broke this cardinal track rule. Asshats.
Love,
Kymba
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