Guest Letter Wednesdays! Number Four.

Dear Guy With A Bumper Sticker On His Car That Had The Stars And Bars With The Words "This Flag Wouldn't Have Left You There" And The PIA/MIA Flag,

Are you implying that had the Confederacy Won the Civil War and then been entangled in Vietnam, they wouldn't have left you behind? How does that even make sense? I can't begin to comprehend the fevered logic that linked a Confederate victory to not being captured by the Vietcong. Also, you're from Delaware and while they used to be a slave state, they stayed in the Union and are definitely a blue state now so maybe you should move your ass down to Alabama or something.

Peace,
David

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Dear Unseasonably Warm Weather,

I do worry about global warming, but it was still really, really nice to step outside today and not have my first thought be "Shit, I am going to die of frostbite." I was able to clean out my trunk and take a walk today! Thanks!

Love,
Kate

P.S. I don't suppose you could make that happen on NC's move-in day, too? Maybe? I'd really appreciate it. I might even bake you cookies.