Dear Panera Bread Employees,
Every time I go to your restaurant, I am seduced into ordering the soup that comes in an enormous sourdough bread bowl. I harbor a massive appreciation for you due to this delicious offering. However, if you forget to ask what side item I would prefer, I think it’s safe to assume I do not want another sourdough roll. I’m already eating my weight in bread – hand over the damn kettle chippies.
Thank you!
Love,
Kymba
P.S. Please don’t be mad. I tip phenomenally.
P.P.S. Wait, you don’t accept tips. Shit.
P.P.P.S. Please don’t spit in my Cheddar Broccoli.
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