If you consider the following equation the next time we talk and I say I will be somewhere, perhaps I will seem less irresponsible, and you more informed:
Ka= 2(Kt) + 15
where Kt is the amount of time, in minutes, Kym says it will be until she arrives, and Ka is the actual time it will take her to put on a pair of pants (and, real-life friends, you know pantslessness is always the main issue) and get over there. Example:
Friend: You wanna come over for Haagen-Daaz Banana Split Ice Cream?
Kym: Yeah, dude, I’ll totally be there in 20 minutes! [insert allusion to lack of pants here]
Ka= 2(20)+15= 55 minutes until Kym actually arrives at set destination. What a stinky hoochie. But, hey, now you have fair warning, right?
Love,
Kymba
P.S.
3 comments:
hahaha, I remember our discussion on the formula last year, and I wondered how long it was going to be before you put it in writing for the rest of the world. hi-larious.
omg, I don't remember reading this one, it's amazing. And oh how so true. But I think I should have an equation too. except mine with have M sub s. as in the amount of time it takes for Moe to take a shower. Seems fair to give warning right?
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