Dear Italian News,
I've been highly impressed that you appear more concerned about the upcoming US elections than the fact that your own government fell. Thank you for caring so much about us, and allowing me to follow news from the States while being completely unaware that the government here dissolved.
~Stephanie
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Dear Kymmy,
You are the best sister ever and when I'm away from you I miss you deeply. You are the yin to my yang, the ketchup to my burger, the TP to my tush (and both you and I know that that means a lot since I use a shitton of toilet paper), the sunshine to my sunny day, the sis- to my -ter...I MISS YOU!
And you're the only one that makes me laugh until I have to pee my pants. And I would drive three hours home if it meant we could take a trip to the grocery for a midnight snack.
(insert many other mushy statements here)... I love you!
Love, (Always),
Moe
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