Dear Jewel-Osco Brand Frozen Pizza,
It must be declared, that you break the mold for generic grocery store products. The generic cereals, soups, and boxed mac&cheeses are always "just as good" and "taste very similar", but you, oh king of generic grocery store food items, are so...ohh...OHHHHH..."better than most".
It is an illustrious title granting you many privileges. Take advantage.
Love,
Kymba
P.S. If you can figure out what happened up there, I'll be more than a little embarrassed.
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