Guest Letter Wednesdays! Two A Week, Number One.

Dear Coffee Places,

You suck. I would like whipped cream on anything I get. Who said that I can only get whipped cream on stuff with chocolate in it? I can be fat if I want to be fat. What’s the matter with that? You don’t know me. The end. Goodbye.

Love,
Erika

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Dear Powers That Be,

Ever since I first saw The Sword In The Stone, I have been requesting the same super power for years -- the ability to shrink things down to the perfect size to fit in my suitcase, and then unshrink them again upon reaching my destination. As I re-pack my suitcase to go home from the UK, I realize that you have still not granted me this wish. What gives?

With love and ever-dwindling patience,
Kate

P.S. I know that sometimes I cheated and wished for the ability to fly too, but what kid hasn't? C'mon.