Dear Apple Company,
People have been making fun of your new iPod Nano. They pick on it for being small and fat. Some even call it the iChode! What kind of parent would make such a child and watch it be harassed in the harsh world outside its clear plastic box cradle?
However, I know how you can rectify your errors and bring new spiffiness to the Nano, preventing it from ever being considered the loser of Apple products again.
Make it orange.
Love,
Kymba
P.S. And then send me one on the house for being a freaking genius (and so I don’t have to send two-hundred dollars on an mp3 player). You’re welcome!
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