Letter Number Nineteen.

Dear Hello Panda and Koala's March/Koala Yummies,

You are the same freakin' cookie. Merge companies, you bastards.

Love,
Kymba

P.S. But use Koala's March's recipe. Yours kind of tastes like a chocolate-filled back of a hippie's heel, Hello Panda. You know, like when one wears Birkenstocks all the time and then their heel gets all crusty and flaky and has "permadirt" on it that doesn't come out until the hippie experiences cracking and pain and finally buys a pumice stone? Yeah, purty gross. With chocolate.