Monday, December 17, 2007

Letter Number Twenty.

Dear Epidermis,

You’re just grumpy because you lack the cementing system necessary to hold your cells together closely so that particles and chemicals can’t get in miniscule cracks and cause intense irritation. It happens to the best of us. You just need to keep your chin up, switch to a fragrance-free shampoo, and get on with your life, girlfriend.

Love,
Kymba

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