Letter Number Eight: Edited For Squeamish Men.

Dear Creator In Some Form Who May Or May Not Be Thought To Exist Depending On An Individual's Personal Experiences and Beliefs,

I’m one of the only women I know who has “skinny days” at the beginning of her scoobydoobahdai'm notlisteningdidillydabadoowah. Are you sure I wasn’t supposed to be a man or a caribou or a gala apple or something? This just doesn’t seem right.

Love,
Kymba