Dear Adult Voicemail Introductory Message,
I know I’ve graduated college and need to get supposedly important phone calls from supposedly important people, but, honestly, “This is Kymba. I’m not here right now, but please leave a message after the beep so I can have the same boring-ass voicemail introduction as everyone else who has just graduated and is trying to pretend they're mature,” isn't doing it for me.
WHY CAN'T I JUST TALK ABOUT BOOBIES?!
Love,
Kymba
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Dear Kymba--Please stick with your first intuition and talk about your boobs. Then I'll call even more!
Dude, I still miss the one from your old dorm room that said "Hey guys, you've reached Kym. I am either a) eating gummi worms, b)stroking Kate Budries' hot body, or c) all of the above. Leave a message and I'll call you back." Everytime I called you, I'd laugh for like, 10 minutes before I was okay enough to call back and leave a message. bwahahaha.
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