Friday, December 7, 2007

Letter Number Catorce.

Dear Chipotle (the word, not the restaurant),

I wish people would stop pronouncing you “Chip-ol-TAY”. That is highly obnoxious. The “l” and the “t” aren’t even in that order, man! “Chip-ot-UHL” is slightly better, but still pretty ignorant.

Consider this my apology for the entire Caucasian race. We suck, we know it, we're apparently mildly illiterate, and we’re sorry. Now, taa-Kos de po-Lo?

Love,
La Kymba

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