Dear Vegetarian Pooping Schedule,
You are regular to the point of being slightly spooky. Or, at least you would be if I pooped, because I am a vegetarian. However, I am also a woman, and therefore do no pooping whatsoever. Nor farting.
Love,
Kymba
P.S. But if I weren’t a woman, I would typically do vegpoo directly after breakfast. Except for the week where it somehow moved to before breakfast.
P.P.S. Haha, spooky. I just got it.
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